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SKELETONS IN THE CLOSET – Do We Bury Them Or Feed Them?

 

‘Skeletons in the closet’ is a conversational phrase and idiom used to describe an undisclosed fact about someone that would damage the person’s perception if revealed. In other words, it is a discreditable, damaging, shameful or embarrassing fact that someone wishes to keep a secret.

The phrase was coined in England in the nineteenth century – ‘Allusion to an apparently irreproachable person or family having a guilty secret waiting to be uncovered.’

We have three types of life – social life, personal life and SECRET LIFE. It is the secret life that fosters skeletons in closets.

We all have secrets – come on—we do have them – don’t we? Some secrets we dread to share even with ourselves. Certain misgivings, behaviors, actions, and plans keep formulating in our lives, and we just don’t want to expose them to anyone else.

The most exciting and intriguing aspect of this phrase is seen in virtually every Presidential election in the United States of America.  The aspiring candidates are daggers drawn and toil hard to sneak into their opponent’s closets, searching for hidden, stinking and stacked skeletons from past. Many a time, the candidates have been ousted because interesting skeletons fell out of their closets at the wrong time.

It’s a human tendency to get consumed and passionate about discovering and exposing everyone’s skeletons –  they, however, forget that their closets have few of their own.

The saying goes – “Don’t pick a bone with someone who knows all the skeletons in your closet.”

The Hindi version comes from the famous Hindi movie –” Jinke Mahal Sheeshe Ke Hote Hain, Wo Doosron Par Paththar Nahi Phenkte Hain.”

 

@SKELETON IN THE CLOSET 1
SHH…. ITS A SECRET

People are nave and keep stacking skeletons thinking that they can safeguard them throughout their lives. But the irony is that too many skeletons can’t survive the enclosure and eventually tumble out at the wrong time, in the wrong place, and in front of the wrong people. As we say – “ Kaanch Aur Paap Ka Ghada Phoot-taa Zaroor Hai.” No matter how deep the closet burial is and how hard one differs from exhuming, the skeletons creep out. No matter how firmly you try for a reversal – The milk is spilt, and the riddles are out — nothing is left except the concluding verdict and the eventual sentence.

Like cleaning the cluttering and trash from your house, frequently open your closets to dust the skeletons. Often it’s what you hold onto that holds you back. Give a pleasant look to all the skeletons individually, understand them with a new perspective, cover them up and contemplate how to take care of them. Improperly kept skeletons may emerge one dark night and strangulate you to death.

Try to come out of the secret enclosure and find a friend who is non-judgmental and supportive and can tolerate the stench and the ghastliness of your hidden skeletons. That person is undoubtedly your most trustworthy who loves you despite the knowledge of the treasured bounty.

I may have a full cemetery of skeletons in my closet, but I let it go with a dash of humor. I know that no one is perfect. Everyone has skeletons in their closet. No matter how hard you try, you can’t conceal. On the lighter side – “what is the height of the noise?” – ‘Two skeletons making love on the tin shed.’ The more the skeletons in the closet, the more chances of spilling out and creating a noisy stir.

@SKELETON IN THE CLOSET 2
WE ALL HAVE A SECRET……..

Each night before hitting the bed, I open my closet and stand vis-a-vis my skeleton collection. I look straight into their eyes one by one and, with a smile, thank them for being a part of my valuable collection. I know that besides that, my closet is also adorned with treasures. I am contented because I know that my friend’s closet has some of these skeletons too. I know that I was not born with them as my legacy. I started collecting them as a kid, and by reaching adulthood, I had a load of them dancing in my closet. Well, I don’t take responsibility for what happened to me in my childhood, but I do have full accountability for what I do to tackle it now.

The biggest cliche is that those who scream to pass judgement to people at the drop of a hat have a whole lot of skeletons in their custody — dancing and making noise. While they were busy adjudicating, a bunch of skeletons fell from their closet, leaving them red-faced.

A great man once refused to advise a youngster against smoking because he wanted to quit his own smoking habits first. The greatest thing was that the man wanted to clean his closet of skeletons before peeping into the youngster’s privacy.

If you have worked hard to take care of your skeletons, then let anyone peep in your closet. There is no fear or fright of being exposed. Keep a pair of shoes in the closet to hit the unwanted sneakers hard on the arse.

“Be an honest sinner, instead of a lying hypocrite.”

 

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8 Comments

  1. Nice analysis Dr.Anuj. After all they are skeletons …exposing them for the purpose of mudslinging will still be insignificant compared to the intent of present actions . Yes there are people so petty to enjoy humiliating others for one upmanship. In todays Social networking sites it is not very difficult to open anyones closet. But being an honest sinner means making the critics happy.. The world has ample sadists why dance to their tune, I think it is better to be discreet about disclosures.

    1. Dr. Anuj says:

      Hi RG
      I like the words… honest sinner…we all are sinners and no wonder if we are honest about it, then no one can ever peep inside our closets. I have long back stopped bothering to care for people’s remarks and attitudes towards my skeletons… “is hammam may sab nange hain” 😉
      thanks for your views. It’s a pleasure reading from you. Perfect analysis friend.
      regards

  2. Janice D'Cunha says:

    Hullo Doctor, Janice here,
    Very interesting and, of course, well written article on the ‘skeletons’, I laughed. True, they either scare you, or you laugh at someone else’s skeleton, whose reflection we see in ourselves.
    It’s the same as ” pointing your finger at others, or people who live in glass houses😀 Excellent write up.

    1. Dr. Anuj says:

      Thank you so much Janice for the adulation.. regards

  3. Janice D'Cunha says:

    Hullo Doctor,
    Your article on The Skeletons, made me laugh.
    True, they are a reflection of our own secrets, but we would love to peek into someone’s else’s closet.
    Excellent write up as always. Janice

    1. Dr. Anuj says:

      hey Janice
      true, I too want to peek in someone else’s closet to look for skeletons… but, dear… I have so many of my own loading my closet. I am afraid someday they will spill over..(laughs).
      thanks for the compliments dear.

  4. Janice D'Cunha says:

    Hullo Doctor,
    Thoroughly enjoyed reading your well written article on The Skeleton tumbling from the closet.
    I laughed, when I think of many who point their fingers at others not realizing what they are doing.
    Your article is crystal clear with illustrations and solutions. Excellent 💯💞💕

    1. Dr. Anuj says:

      hey Janice
      thanks a lot for appreciating the article. Yes, dear, we all have skeletons in our closets. As I always say that we have a social life…a personal life and a SECRET life. Skeletons breathe in the secret life 🙂

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